280 characters worth of advice on a problem of your choosing.
280 characters worth of advice on a problem of your choosing. Yes, this is the same option as the previous one, it just costs more money.
280 characters worth of advice on a problem of your choosing. You won't do it. I know you won't. You simply don't have the gall to pay us 4 times as much for the exact same thing. You do not have what it takes and I want you to stop pretending like you do. Forget it Jake. It's Chinatown.